Feeling people's depression.

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boo

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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Being only half invisible.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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the power to not finish your

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!