The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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power to have no power at all

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to kill yourself.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to die

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!