- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to be missed when present.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

power to age faster

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to read this.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power to like any show

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

Having taste buds in your anus.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to suck your own dick

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power to fly if you are eating.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

Pointless Super Powers