The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to have hindsight.

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The ability to read braile.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to die.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to be a dick.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to shape shift into water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!