The ability to float sideways very slowly

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to not have a brain!

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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to be shitty

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to smell water.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!