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Having a 5 second eidetic memory
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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb
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Power that makes you perfect in being useless
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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.
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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle
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The power of dying whenever you want.
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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.
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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.
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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day
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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!
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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.
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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet
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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home
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The power to be a dick.
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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.
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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.
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swear words -jesse
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to do nothing
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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents
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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.
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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.
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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.
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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by
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The power to be powerless.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!