- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to communicate with applesauce.

The power to summon cops to arrest you

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

the power to talk backwards

the power to like charlie

The power to speak with death people..

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

Third armpit.

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to scare female plants.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to breathe oxygen.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

Pointless Super Powers