- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to be 6% fireproof

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

the power to have the remote come to you.

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

Pointless Super Powers