The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!