The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!