The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!