The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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the power... to read this

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The ability to see through insects.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!