- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make yourself deaf.

The power to have a power thats a power

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

Third armpit.

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The power to scare female plants.

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

The power to urinate in mouth.

The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

Pointless Super Powers