the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to die.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!