The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to look like yourself

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!