The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to ejaculate

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to like charlie

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!