- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

the power to like mass effect 3

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

Tha ability to not be able to fly

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to communicate with applesauce.

Pointless Super Powers