levi Hahne is gay

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to become yourself

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the power to not have super powers...

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!