The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to make cats burp.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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Dejavu

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to science.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!