The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to troll.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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the power to fax people with your mind

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to not do it.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to become yourself

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to look like yourself

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!