the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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Dejavu

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to not do it.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!