- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

The power to become yourself

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to elect George W Bush.

the power to have the remote come to you.

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

Pointless Super Powers