the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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Having the power of a normal human

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!