The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The ability to not live forever

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to do nothing

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!