- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The power to sleep through a dream.

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to die.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

Pointless Super Powers