- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power to open doors that are already open

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

the ability to fart out of your nose

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to understand irony.

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

done something sexual with some type of food?

The power to reseal bottles!

The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

The ability to read braile.

The power to have hindsight.

The power to put up with your in-laws.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

Pointless Super Powers