- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

The power to die when you get scared.

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The power to control your own limb movement

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to be fireproof under water

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The power to fly 3 inches.

The power to control Rollie pollies

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

The power to make clean socks dirty.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to jerk off without using your hands

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

Pointless Super Powers