The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to talk backwards

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!