The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!