The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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the power to be super ugly

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!