- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

The power to do reverse moonwalk

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to eat your poop

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

the power to not have super powers...

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

the ability to walk through your clothes

Pointless Super Powers