- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

the power to be super ugly

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

the power to talk to your elbow

The power to be half invisible

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

the power of words

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to run at 0.5mph

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

Tha ability to not be able to fly

Pointless Super Powers