- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

The power to be 6% fireproof

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

the power to have the remote come to you.

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

Pointless Super Powers