The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The ability to see through insects.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!