The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to not have super powers...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!