The power to speak with death people..

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to troll.

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Third armpit.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to not do it.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!