The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to troll.

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Third armpit.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to scare female plants.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!