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The power to die everytime you pee
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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.
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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.
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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open
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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you
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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.
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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.
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The power to elect George W Bush.
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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.
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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.
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the power to have the remote come to you.
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The power to mentally control tapeworms.
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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls
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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees
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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!
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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.
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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.
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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.
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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers
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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.
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The power to run at 0.5mph
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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.
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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening
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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!