The power to turn into random objects

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!