The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to become black!

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!