The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The ability to not live forever

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!