The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to be a dick.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!