Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to have a atomic fart

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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the power... to read this

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!