- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

The power to look like yourself

The power to obtain money, by going to work

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

the power to make thin air that is harmless

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to Google "Google".

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

Pointless Super Powers