The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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to spelle caretly

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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Acid pee

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!