The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!