the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to get hard at will.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The ability to change races.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!