The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to start time.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to bleed anally at will

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to breath Oxygen

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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the power of being yourself

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!