- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to drown on land.

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to make my own sandwich

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to get this. Do you get it?

The power to vomit through your anus.

Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... hayball rolls

The power to open a pickle jar in one try

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to open any door by using the proper key.

Pointless Super Powers