The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the power... to read this

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to set money on fire

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!