The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to be dead

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!