The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to have no power.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!